I am really sad and perplexed that some person would actually take this seriously.
LOL.... they forgot to add promoting the the systematic destruction of entire populations of human beings....wait ... no... that's the Theists.
So does the lashing start before or after they inquire about my lack of belief? I should know in case the situation ever arises. -_-
I assume that's for JWs. ..I'm just waiting for them to come to my door so I can tell them. I'm an Atheist blood donor.
ugh the stupidity...
I don't want to live on this planet anymore....
Oi...tumors...growing in my brain...they make me want to woooooooooooooooorshiiiiiiiiiiip~
Yeah, the lashing out at kids part....uhm.....well....that may be my fault. You see, it was Sunday morning and I was sleeping in, really really deep in a perfectly comatose state of semi-death, when some Christian kids came skipping by my window screeching out these praise slogans they had just learned at Sunday school. Anyway, I awoke with a start, horribly upset at being pulled out of such a perfect slumber, and I screamed at the little peckers to shut the fuck up about their brain dead mother fucking Jesus bullshit before I came out there and cut their cocksucking tongues out of their heads. So yeah, just saying - it happens.
Gee, is that how I look to the bible thumpers?
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