Yeah, the lashing out at kids part....uhm.....well....that may be my fault. You see, it was Sunday morning and I was sleeping in, really really deep in a perfectly comatose state of semi-death, when some Christian kids came skipping by my window screeching out these praise slogans they had just learned at Sunday school. Anyway, I awoke with a start, horribly upset at being pulled out of such a perfect slumber, and I screamed at the little peckers to shut the fuck up about their brain dead mother fucking Jesus bullshit before I came out there and cut their cocksucking tongues out of their heads. So yeah, just saying - it happens.
Gee, is that how I look to the bible thumpers?
It is interesting to see how many people don't know what Atheist is. One of the discussions this weekend at home amongst the christians were. Illuminati, their story is that all Illuminati members are Atheists, and as they move up in the ranks they become Satanists. In the top ranks they dine together and a plate is set for Satan, he then takes on the form of a man and eats with them. That the plan is to kill 80% of the human race with war and AIDS and that they will start by killing all christians, as it is simpler to controle a small group of people. They know this to be true as they did their research on youtube, I think they are all paranoid and delusional and somewhere their intelectual growth got stuned.
Need to laminate this and put this on the door. I keep getting besieged by mormons and seventh day adventist.
This is a joke, right?
so thats why i feel so sad all the time....
Good grief Charlie Brown !
That reminds me... I was going to have a second cup of coffee.
I'm in the Jehovah Witness Protection Program.
Join Think Atheist
Welcome toThink Atheist
Get Started Nowor Sign In
Or sign in with:
Started by Holo Gram in Ethics & Morals. Last reply by archaeopteryx 13 minutes ago.
Posted by Robert Karp on May 21, 2013 at 10:34am
April 13, 2014 all day – Anywhere that one might find a glass of Johnnie Walker Black
Added by Dan
Check out our new mobile/tablet version of Think Atheist! www.ThinkAtheist.com/m
© 2013 Created by Morgan Matthew.
Report an Issue |
Terms of Service
Please check your browser settings or contact your system administrator.