REPUBLICAN JESUS

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Comment by Billy Zachary on September 2, 2009 at 11:05am
Nothing says 'Louisiana Political Climate' like this does. haha
Comment by Gary Bergeron on September 2, 2009 at 6:27pm
You got that right Billy!
I saw a bumper sticker today that read: IF W COULD RUN AGAIN, ID VOTE FOR HIM! LOL
Comment by Morgan Matthew on October 5, 2009 at 6:25pm
haha featured!
Comment by Gary Bergeron on October 5, 2009 at 6:42pm
Thnx Morgan!
Comment by Shine on October 5, 2009 at 7:35pm
Lol! I need this as a bumper sticker to rile the indignation of locals in central Texas as they try to figure out if they like it or not.

"Woohoo! Jesus, Republican, Confederacy, BIG GUN! Oh, wait...HEY I THINK IT'S MAKING FUN OF ME!"
Comment by Gary Bergeron on October 5, 2009 at 7:42pm
LOL! Thanks Shine!
Comment by Nix Manes on October 5, 2009 at 7:50pm
He would have charged money to attend the last supper;
told the poor to "get a job";
carried a sword (unconcealed, of course);
taken a "finder's fee" for producing the loaves and fishes and charged a "service fee" for the water-into-wine service he provded;
would have healed no one without health insurance because that would have been against god's will to punish them for their transgressions;
would have carried signs that said "Pilate is a faggot" and "Ceasar is the devil";
would have formed "Ferengi, Inc." as a non-profit, paying no taxes but demanding protection supplied by the government;
would have built a mega-temple or two;
would have praised Judas for being the only disciple smart enough to make money off of his death;
would have told the disciples to quit following him so much, go home and start practicing some "family values," for god's sake;
would have blamed the liberal media/town criers for his problems with those who didn't believe him;
would have taken a bonus for returning from the dead, even though he failed miserably;
would have advocated a fence be built around Judea to keep out illegal aliens;
would have given instructions to use the planet's natural resources any way they wanted, because he would be back "real soon" to destroy everything anyway.
Comment by Gary Bergeron on October 5, 2009 at 8:51pm
Well put Nix! :)
Comment by Shine on October 5, 2009 at 10:32pm
Lol, Nix!

Old school Republican Jesus with an unconcealed weapon = NINJA JESUS

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