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Comment by Gallup's Mirror on August 23, 2013 at 3:47am

@Gallup: It's lesbians the Bible and Jesus make no mention of. The Bible refers only to male homosexuals. God is totally cool with woman lying with woman. Jesus digs that shit.

I don't know why people focus on Leviticus as if there was no mention of homosexuals in the New Testament.

That's because, as with Leviticus, nothing in Romans specifies woman-on-woman sex, and nothing Jesus said refers to woman-on-woman sex specifically either.

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

Note how the men get the steamy, lusty, specific sex scene with "one another" and "with other men", which God specifies (twice no less!) quite clearly. Yet when it comes to natural sexual relations, note how the women abandoned them for unspecified "unnatural ones".

Why assume these womanly "shameful lusts" refer "in the same way" to homosexual behavior in women? Could not these shamefully lusty women be getting too friendly with their cucumbers or their family pooches?

I do think the harsher interpretation of God's will is more in keeping with his image as a rotten, misogynistic bastard who is especially hateful toward homosexuals, whether male or female. As an atheist, I don't mind either way, but if I were a believer, you'd have to toss me in with the nearest 'Jesus digs the lesbians' sect.

That said, add the lesbians into the "Jesus hates you" club like the rest of them, and the question I asked previously stands, if slightly revised: why waste time picking on just 3.4% of Americans? Round up the divorcees, psychics, and kids being rude to parents, and shoot them. That should stave off God's judgement much more effectively that homing in on such a tiny minority of gay men (and lesbians too!)

Comment by Gallup's Mirror on August 23, 2013 at 4:09am

Gallup it is no surprise to me that god is ok with lesbians, that is in line with most males. Even the otherwise homophobic ones who despite their objections to men buggering about rather like the idea of two naked women enjoying each others bodies! We lesbians rock!

I like the idea of two people having the freedom to be themselves, be happy together (sexually or otherwise), and be free from the prejudice and oppression of others. But yeah, God only hates the idea of male homosexuals, the complete tool that He is.

And here is one lesbian that totally rocks: Edie Windsor. She destroyed DOMA and set us free in America (because none of us were free until all of us were free). I'll never forget the day she walked out of the Supreme Court, waved to the crowd and got cheered like a rock star. (And is that a wedding ring I see on her finger?) She's going to live forever now!

Comment by Barry Eckert on October 7, 2013 at 9:05am

Beautiful :)


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