This is part 1 of 1 2-part show. There's a link at the end to pick up part 2. All the news that shouldn't be news for February 19, 2010, including: Luge turns out to be an unsafe vehicle. Who knew?! Dick Cheney forgets he's not VP anymore Wacky Buddhist Tattoos The Olympics Silent Bob Bounced for Belly OpposingViewpoints: Two Party System? Microsoft ZunePhone?! Moose Weintraub's Sports Half-Min…