Okay, I couldn't resist. I don't have a southern accent despite how hard they try to corrupt you, especially relatives. I live in Douglasville--most who haven't heard of it imagine some hick town in the middle of nowhere, but that isn't the case. It is about 30 minutes out of Atlanta and is comprised of those who commute to Atlanta. We are by no means small. You couldn't roll into town and say, "…