Yesterday at work I overheard part of a consversation that hurt my brain. Customer: It's so warm today! Worker 1: Must be global warming. Worker 2: Global warming isn't real. Worker 1: Yes, it is.  Go back to school. Worker 2: Do you believe in God? Worker 1: Yeah.  Yeah.  Worker 2:  [looks skeptical] Worker 1: Yes, I do. Why would I lie about that? To my great dismay, I missed the part where Wor…