A man runs into a church one night, and stops beside a priest who is praying alone.  "Father!" cries the man, flapping his arms like mad, "Father, please! You gotta help me! I have this crazy idea that I'm a moth!" "I'd like to help," says the cleric, agape, "but you need a psychiatrist, not a priest." "Yeah," sighs the man, "I know!" "Well," says the priest, looking perplexed, "why did you come…