Well everyone, it seems as though we did get it all wrong. While shopping I came across this gem of the holiday season and, clearly, the true meaning of christmas: sparkly jesus. Honestly, this is some peoples idea of worship and praising their "savior?" Seems like it would be a little blasphemous to me, but what do I know, really? Wasn't it jesus who venerated the meager? Now he's gone and g…