On "paleofantasies". The misguided nostalgia for our ancient past. Diet, morality, everything. You've heard it before. With a new Pope about to be named the reasonable question is, will the Church change. It seems unlikely. Meanwhile, here are the 10 most corrupt, morally compromised cardinals voting for the new Pope.The Onion nails the funny with an "official" statement from the Pope who says "…