I thought this was hilarious, so I had to post it. It's such a great metaphor for Christianity. ------------------- This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first. John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary." Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us." Me: "Pardon me?! What are you ta…