Atheist Fry

United States

Profile Information:

Your Religious Status
Atheist
About Me:
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Age
19-24
Why are you here?
Now that's what I call a thousand years of progress: a Bavarian Cream dog that's self-microwaving!
Why you left your religion.
Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.

Comment Wall:

  • Graham E. Lau

    I love Futurama! That was one of the shows that helped get me through my first 4 years of college.
  • Graham E. Lau

    Indeed, I love Boulder. Colorado is such a beautiful state. It's a big change from my old home of Pennsylvania.
  • Norton Rosco Lucas

    Hey, Someone's gotta do it.
  • Laura

    That's a pretty sweet picture you've got there, when was it tak-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.