Oct 3, 2012
"was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell... the third day he rose again..." at 1:02 in the video. Jesus was supposed to have gone to hell during that time? Well fuck, was there a mix-up of some kind? How did I not know this?
"and blessed is the fruit of thy wound juices"?????? 2:50 What the fuck?
4.55 - lost the will to live and switched it off. What a load of mumbling crud! If there really was some kind of deity up there listening, he'd be changing the channel at a rate of knots.
Jan 23, 2013
Yeah, god gave jesus a few days off. When jesus went to hades, it was the best three days of his life. I remember going into a trance while saying rosary. If us 3rd graders got too unruly,we got to say rosary until the bell. And just in case you "lost" your beads, they had "glow in the dark" backup beads.
Aside from the confession stuff, I always wondered the same thing about church altogether. If every Christian is free to own a bible, read it and pray then what's the purpose of church aside from weddings and funerals?? I never understood the purpose of having a priest "preach" to you what's inside one book that everyone can read as much as they want on their own anyway.
Jan 24, 2013