In the Garden of Eden

Okay.. This will sound like a silly story for kids.. It's the Islamic version of the story of Adam..

 

In the Garden of Eden, and that was long time ago, God created Adam in his image! He ordered all his angels to bow to Adam.

But,,,, there is a jealous guy who refused to bow to Adam...Haha

That jealous guy named Satan and that guy was smart BTW, he always like to destroy God's plan… Allah says, O Satan, why you didn't do what I ordered you to do huh? Satan says, well, I am better than Adam.. Adam is a mud guy and I'm a fire guy!

 "I am better than him (Adam), You created me from fire, and him You created from clay" (7:12)

Well, Adam was so lonely in the Garden,,, and then, God decided to surprise him :)

One day, Adam was sleep and God created another human using Adam's rib! When he woke up,, he was like wow who is this! That's Eve your girlfriend, Allah says! I saw you lonely so I created her so have fun! But be aware not to eat from that tree!

Satan don't like seeing Adam and Eve happy.. He knows that God will  kick there asses off if they ate from that tree..

That was the next new plan for Satan!

He came to them and said; "You know why God forbade eating from that specific tree?

That's because he don’t want you to become immortals.."

Then they eat that damn fruit and discover their genitals as a result of this sin!

 And We said: O Adam, dwell thou and thy wife in the garden, and eat from it a plenteous (food) wherever you wish, and approach not this tree, lest you be of the unjust.

 But the devil made them slip from it, and caused them to depart from the state in which they were. And We said: Go forth, some of you are the enemies of others. And there is for you in the earth an abode and a provision for a time.

(2:35-36)

For this reason you see them in this picture below covering their genitals with leaves :P

So, that's it?

That's why God kicked them out?

How come this happened?

I mean why is eating from a specific tree is considered a big sin?! If God have some problems with Satan then, why we are involved in this? why cant he just fix his problem with that naughty guy and keep us out this? Do we deserve to inherit the ability of sin from our mom and dad? Why did not He created us without any ability of sin just like his perfect angles?

There is one answer for all these questions;

 1- It is simply because he created "Hell" before creating mankind and made them sinners.. He just wanted an excuse to burn them!

Or,

2-God is Satan himself.

Or,

3- God is just a stupid myth.

Can't believe that I used to believe in that crap! Ugh!

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  • Hope

    Yeah..LOL! Good observation, Reg!

  • Emperor Milos

    Also, after failing to hit the mark with Lilith, you think the almighty, all powerful god would have done a better job with his 2nd attempt at creating a companion for Adam.

  • Hope

    @ Milos

    Also, after failing to hit the mark with Lilith, you think the almighty, all powerful god would have done a better job with his 2nd attempt at creating a companion for Adam.

    Good point here!

    Yeah! I began to see that all these characters of Sumerian and Babylonian stories like Lilith, Enlil, Enki, etc! Those guys were transformed to demons and Satanic figures!