Stop Saying The G-Word

I have noticed that a lot of atheists and skeptics will still say “Oh my god” or “Jesus” when they are surprised by something.

I always tell people, “Don’t use the g-word”, or “Don’t use the j-word.”

People will defend the practice by saying that it is due to habit. Some excuse it, saying that it is just part of the culture.

For those who say it is habit, I say: Say strong, my naturalistic brothers and sisters. Change your habits to reflect your rational outlook.

For those who say it is okay because it is part of the culture, I reject that excuse. How did it come into culture? From religion. We must remove all religious and superstitious influences from our culture and our thinking. If we do not remove religion in small ways, how can we remove in large ways?

People should not replace “Oh my god” with something like “Oh my Darwin”, or “Oh my Hithchens”. We do not worship fictional characters. We should neither invoke nor give the appearance of worship of fictional or actual people, living or dead. Do not personify or
anthropomorphize the impersonal universe.

The only exclamation I can think of at the moment is: “Uranium 235!” [Note  1]

Make your awe and wonder reflect the mechanistic nature of the universe.

[1] Would “Thorium Tits” count as a compliment amongst the scientifically literate?

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  • Unseen

    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!!! This thing again. Saying "Oh God" means about as much as "Break a leg." In other words, not to be taken literally.

    Just like the woman I knew who said "I didn't liberate myself from male domination just to have women start telling me how to think, feel, and behave," I'm going to use a common colloquial expression, having the added bonus that in doing so I'm being blasphemous even if it bothers other atheists.

  • Reg The Fronkey Farmer

    When I hear someone exclaim “Jesus, Mary and Joseph!”  I usually continue “and the donkey!” 

  • James Cox

    I just figure that they are having the best sex they have ever had or the nurse just pulled the heart monitor stickys off their hairy bod!