Atheist Humor

A place for all things that might be funny to atheists or other non-theists.

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First Miracle

Started by Rebel. Last reply by Don Dec 6, 2014. 1 Reply

Job Advertisement

Started by Alan C. Last reply by Belle Rose Aug 9, 2014. 1 Reply

Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.

Started by Carol Foley. Last reply by Andy Hoke Apr 26, 2014. 15 Replies

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Comment by Bill Carruthers on January 25, 2015 at 4:05pm

 Each Friday night after work, Ole would fire up his barbeque on the shore of Arthur's Lake and cook a venison steak. All of Ole's neighbours were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on a Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted over the neighbourhood and was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.The Priest came to visit Ole, and suggested that he become a Catholic.After several classes and much study, Ole attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran but now you are a Catholic." Ole's neighbours were relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and he rushed over to Ole's place clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.There stood Ole, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over thegrilling meat and chanted:"You vuz born a deer, you vuz raised a deer, but now you is a rainbow trout."

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Comment by D.M Barrera on August 7, 2014 at 3:43pm

I can see what attracts people to that hokey religion now.

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Comment by Cesar Deicide on April 27, 2014 at 10:49am

I don't get it.

Comment by Andy Hoke on April 26, 2014 at 9:10am

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.


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