The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Group Type: Irreverent Comedy! Welcome to the Church of The FSM, Oh ye loyal Pastafarians! May his noodly appendage be gracious upon thee! As for you heathen non-believers in his holy spaghettiness... boil in spaghetti sauce for eternity!!

Website: http://www.venganza.org/
Location: In the Domain of his Holy Noodliness! *Rapture*
Members: 66
Latest Activity: Feb 7, 2016

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The eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

Started by Jon Heim. Last reply by A.T. Heist Feb 9, 2014. 3 Replies 5 Likes

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don'tBelieve In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides,…Continue

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Started by Jon Heim. Last reply by Jeffrey Paul Bradt Oct 5, 2013. 2 Replies 1 Like

So you want to be a Pastafarian?Great. Consider yourself a member. You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don’t need to pay anything. How to help the churchYou can do that by spreading…Continue

The Gospel of the flying spagetti monster

Started by Jon Heim. Last reply by Schroeder Alice Veidt May 15, 2011. 1 Reply 1 Like

Download the .pdf file!The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!Continue

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Started by Jon Heim Nov 21, 2010. 0 Replies 0 Likes

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream when this letter was published in May 2005.…Continue

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Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on July 6, 2015 at 2:04pm: As an ordained minister of the FSM I concur. Evidence of the Power of His Noodly Appendage is all around for those that are willing to open their minds to it.

Comment by Pope Beanie on July 6, 2015 at 12:43pm: YES, there is evidence!!

Comment by ɐuɐz ǝllǝıuɐp on July 8, 2013 at 7:15am

Comment by Trish E. Harmon on October 15, 2011 at 6:05am: I am beside myself to now be a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Happy happy joy joy! BTW, is that spaghetti sauce, or marinara? I love marinara...

Comment by Jon Heim on April 28, 2011 at 4:49am: has anyone else read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Comment by Jon Heim on January 10, 2011 at 2:46am

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on December 19, 2010 at 5:30pm: I was just wondering if the flour used in the pasta might be used to make any other food products we might be familiar with ??

Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on November 21, 2010 at 7:14pm: Jon, good-man, you seem much knowledgable in the church. You are an asset to the Pastafarian community. Therefore, as Priestess Skycomet, in the powers given to me by his holy noodliness, I name thee an administrator of this group, as Priest Jon. Please use your powers for the good causes, especially that of evangelism, dear brother in the noodles.

Comment by Jon Heim on November 21, 2010 at 5:28pm: Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.