Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:





1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.




2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.




3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.




4. A dog's parents never visit.




5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.




6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.




7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..




8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.




9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another
dog?"





10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.




11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert..




12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's
interesting.




13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.




And last, but not least




14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.




To test this theory:


Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

Views: 17

Discussion Forum

Modified Johnny Cash for Doggies...

Started by Gloria Stevens. Last reply by Gloria Stevens Sep 19, 2011. 1 Reply

28 Elbow Kisses...

Started by Gloria Stevens. Last reply by 3equ3cp1fsw0n Sep 18, 2011. 3 Replies

Doggie ESP?

Started by Gloria Stevens. Last reply by Gloria Stevens Jul 25, 2011. 2 Replies

Anyone want to read a good book

Started by Gloria Stevens Jun 1, 2011. 0 Replies

© 2019   Created by Rebel.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service