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Started by I Pee Freely. Last reply by Tom Sarbeck May 30, 2017.
Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
-Assassin's Creed (A fictional game, but it makes sense!)
Well according to Achmed the dead terrorist nothing in the reading says whether the virgins are male or female does it?
So if you Cover the bodies of your women
Everybody is grinnin' Because black is so slimmin'
Though it's not great for swimmin'
But it gives you an erection
With the increased sexual tension
What with the UV protection
That is second to none
You'll find it all in the Koran
Just next to the bit that justifies guns
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the bum
Even if it's fun
Even with permission from your Mum
- Tim Minchin - Ten Foot Cock and a Few hundred Virgins.
It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing people wore.
- Alex Carey - 1922-1988
22:13 "If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her."
22:14 "And say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:"
22:1 "Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:"
22:20 "But if the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel,"
22:2 "Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die."
And the problem is, it is still happening today.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death! What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young. You get get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin - 1937-2008
If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers we call him crazy. If a woman has a railer house full of cats we call her nuts.
But when people pathologically hoard so much cash that they impoverish the entire nation, we put them on the cover of Fortune magazine and pretend they are role models.
Anonymous - 2011
"Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd & bloody religion that has ever infected the world." Vol;taire ( 1694 - 1778 )
"Why, then, eternal punishment for the temporary offences of so frail a creature as man ?"....David Hume 1711 - 1776
"The world is full of women blindsided by the unceasing demands of motherhood, still flabbergasted by how a job can be terrific and torturous."Anna Quindlen
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