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Comment by Maria Anna Rivers on January 31, 2012 at 2:10pm

If the human race wishes to have a prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity, they have only got to behave in a peaceful and helpful way toward one another.
Winston Churchill

Comment by Maria Anna Rivers on January 31, 2012 at 2:06pm

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.
Winston Churchill

Comment by ynomir50 on January 30, 2012 at 11:43pm

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

-Assassin's Creed (A fictional game, but it makes sense!)

Comment by Axcella Marie Zelensky on January 30, 2012 at 10:05pm

Well according to Achmed the dead terrorist nothing in the reading says whether the virgins are male or female does it?

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on January 29, 2012 at 6:20pm

So if you Cover the bodies of your women

Everybody is grinnin' Because black is so slimmin'

Though it's not great for swimmin'

But it gives you an erection

With the increased sexual tension

What with the UV protection

That is second to none

You'll find it all in the Koran

Just next to the bit that justifies guns

And says that it's a sin

To take it up the bum

Even if it's fun

Even with permission from your Mum

- Tim Minchin - Ten Foot Cock and a Few hundred Virgins.

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on December 28, 2011 at 3:27am

It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing people wore.

 - Alex Carey - 1922-1988

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on December 27, 2011 at 7:39pm

Deuteronomy - 

22:13 "If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her."

22:14 "And say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:"

22:1 "Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:"

22:20 "But if  the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel,"

22:2 "Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die."

And the problem is, it is still happening today.

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on December 27, 2011 at 5:37pm

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death! What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.

You get kicked out when you're too young. You get get a gold watch, you go to work.

You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, you get ready for high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... and you finish off as an orgasm.

George Carlin - 1937-2008

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on December 27, 2011 at 5:27pm

If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers we call him crazy. If a woman has a railer house full of cats we call her nuts.

But when people pathologically hoard so much cash that they impoverish the entire nation, we put them on the cover of Fortune magazine and pretend they are role models.

Anonymous - 2011

Comment by William C. Walker on December 21, 2011 at 9:52pm

"Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd & bloody religion that has ever infected the world."  Vol;taire    ( 1694 - 1778 )

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