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Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde 10 hours ago

If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Going to church doesn't make you a xian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Comment by Maria Anna Rivers on Tuesday

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde

Hatred is blind, as well as love. Oscar Wilde

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. Oscar Wilde

Comment by Maria Anna Rivers on Tuesday

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill

Comment by Maria Anna Rivers on Tuesday

If the human race wishes to have a prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity, they have only got to behave in a peaceful and helpful way toward one another.
Winston Churchill

Comment by Maria Anna Rivers on Tuesday

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.
Winston Churchill

Comment by ynomir50 on Tuesday

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

-Assassin's Creed (A fictional game, but it makes sense!)

Comment by Axcella Marie Zelensky on Tuesday

Well according to Achmed the dead terrorist nothing in the reading says whether the virgins are male or female does it?

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on Sunday

So if you Cover the bodies of your women

Everybody is grinnin' Because black is so slimmin'

Though it's not great for swimmin'

But it gives you an erection

With the increased sexual tension

What with the UV protection

That is second to none

You'll find it all in the Koran

Just next to the bit that justifies guns

And says that it's a sin

To take it up the bum

Even if it's fun

Even with permission from your Mum

- Tim Minchin - Ten Foot Cock and a Few hundred Virgins.

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on December 28, 2011 at 3:27am

It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing people wore.

 - Alex Carey - 1922-1988

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on December 27, 2011 at 7:39pm

Deuteronomy - 

22:13 "If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her."

22:14 "And say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:"

22:1 "Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:"

22:20 "But if  the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel,"

22:2 "Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die."

And the problem is, it is still happening today.

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