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Comment by GT on July 7, 2009 at 10:16pm

This is a bit corny but I just thought of a joke from when I was a kid -
Question: Where was Jesus when the lights went out?
Answer: Under the bed with Moses.

Comment by mystmaiden on July 2, 2009 at 3:19pm

Comment by baddy on July 2, 2009 at 12:07am

"Here's another question I've been pondering- What is all this shit about Angels? Have you heard this? 3 out of 4 people believe in Angels. Are you FUCKING STUPID? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. 30 years of street drugs will get you some fucking Angels my friend!" -George Carlin

Comment by Pegasus Autonoma on June 21, 2009 at 8:33pm

God cares about us- "If you build a house, make sure to put a low wall around the flat roof. Then, if someone falls off the roof and is killed it will not be your fault."
-Deuteronomy 22:8

Comment by Chelsea on June 6, 2009 at 11:53pm

Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they shall inherit their girth.

Comment by Jin-oh Choi on June 6, 2009 at 7:58pm

Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

Source: http://www.lolcatbible.com/

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