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Started by Martin G. Grover III Jun 2, 2010.
Anyone got any funny jokes about Mormons?
How many Creationists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, Two to turn the ladder around and One to tell us how God created Light before he made the Sun.
So, there is this Christian guy. Fat, balding, wife does not love him, kids hate him, works in a dead-end job, has a wrecked car, just a lot of bad on him. His neighbor is an Atheist. He is fit with a full head of hair, wife loves him, kids adore him, beautiful car, moving up in his job, everything is good for him.
So one day, while deep in prayer, the Christian complains to god." O Lord, why is it that I am suffering, while me Neighbor is not; He is an Atheist? Why does he have more happiness than me?"
Then it gets really quiet. A light opens up and shines on the man. He looks up and he hears the voice of god: "Because HE doesn't bother Me all the time!"
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