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Comment by Bo Fowler on August 4, 2012 at 4:20pm

Anyone got any funny jokes about Mormons?

Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on June 10, 2012 at 1:32pm

How many Creationists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?


Four. One to hold the bulb, Two to turn the ladder around and One to tell us how God created Light before he made the Sun.

Comment by Andrew Lafont on November 13, 2011 at 10:11pm

So, there is this Christian guy. Fat, balding, wife does not love him, kids hate him, works in a dead-end job, has a wrecked car, just a lot of bad on him. His neighbor is an Atheist. He is fit with a full head of hair, wife loves him, kids adore him, beautiful car, moving up in his job, everything is good for him.


So one day, while deep in prayer, the Christian complains to god." O Lord, why is it that I am suffering, while me Neighbor is not; He is an Atheist? Why does he have more happiness than me?"


Then it gets really quiet. A light opens up and shines on the man. He looks up and he hears the voice of god: "Because HE doesn't bother Me all the time!"

Comment by Dale Headley on March 9, 2011 at 4:44pm
I enjoy humor aimed at puncturing religious pomposity.  I wrote a book length, tongue-in-cheek critique of the Book of Genesis.  It is entitled, "Genesis Notes," and it individually addresses each verse in a sarcastic, mocking tone.  My favorite verses comprise the "Noah's Ark" story, which is actually funny even without comment.  I am considering sending excerpts to your comments section.
Comment by Clifford Stanley Heath jr on August 6, 2010 at 5:36pm
Saint Bubba , The saint of rednecks ............Don't you believe in Bubba?
New to the group just wanted to say hi !
Comment by Steveo on March 7, 2010 at 10:14am
Comment by GT on February 3, 2010 at 9:27pm
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

' Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Comment by GT on February 3, 2010 at 8:27pm
A guy is driving around the back woods of Elkhart IN, and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit!!!'
Comment by Galen on September 7, 2009 at 5:13am


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