Generally they would be sitting in their vehicle(at around 30 years old) on a desolate mountain thinking dirty thoughts or some such thing. And then, as if they are so terribly important God speaks to them. He tells them that they too can be saved. I have heard some variations of this story. But they are always in a vehicle, and always on a mountain.

Dunno how Floridian preachers find themselves being saved. Perhaps they go to one of the Disney mountains. O.o

Nope...that cannot work because I have been told by that very church that if you watch Disney Channel, you are going to hell.

Gotta love the Southern Baptist Church. :D

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ha! yes this sounds familiar :)

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