Factor five is in the 'having to carry an epipen with you' type ass beating.
Oh yeah. Also same severity for peanuts.
Got a couple twos and threes for pollen of all sorts.

But grass? Seriously, man.
Not only is it fucking lame, but it's EVERYWHERE.
The amount of drugs I have to take is astronomical.

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I feel your pain, Misty. I'm factor five for seafood AND fish (It's apparently quite rare to be allergic to both). Now this wouldn't be so bad, but...
For two years of my life, I was stationed on a tiny island called Okinawa (part of Japan) with the United States Air Force. Now the people of this island eat a LOT of fish, and they also don't speak or write English too well. After a few catastrophic incidents where I was rushed to the hospital to have my stomach pumped and all that fun, I finally was resigned to eating Taco Bell (the only restaurant on base, where they spoke English) for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the rest of the time I was there. If that isn't a FML story, I don't know what is...
Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Oh wow, I can't even imagine, not that I don't have a good ole Taco Bell craving once in a while. But every day, whoa!

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