"How can anyone believe that Humans evolved from Monkeys... Here's a few questions for some of you who may believe that. If we did in fact evolve from Monkeys, how come babies aren't born Monkeys?"
"Several million years for a Monkey to turn into a man? Oh wait, that's right... monkeys don't live several million years."
ALL OF THIS IS APPARENTLY WORD FOR WORD TAKEN FROM CHRISTIAN FORUMS
When anything bad happens to an atheist/GLBT/Anyone they disagree with: "That's God's punishment for your sins! The good news is he still loves you and wants you back. Repent!"
What about all the Christians/Religious/Heterosexuals/People they happen to agree with, who suffer terrible misfortunes everyday? Are they just target practice?
I LUV THAT ONE!! Colbert's version is awesome!
I bet her family looks like this:
[ps.... audio quality is horrible, turn the volume up a lot!]
This isn't about evolution, but it is about science...
DarkMatter2525 had this quote from one of his previous creationist commenters at the end of his "Atheist for a Day" video:
"i mean i don't believe that the stars that we see at night are 3 dimensional. i think that they might exist on a 2 dimensional surface which could lay not far outside the atmosphere..."