"How can anyone believe that Humans evolved from Monkeys... Here's a few questions for some of you who may believe that. If we did in fact evolve from Monkeys, how come babies aren't born Monkeys?"
"Several million years for a Monkey to turn into a man? Oh wait, that's right... monkeys don't live several million years."
ALL OF THIS IS APPARENTLY WORD FOR WORD TAKEN FROM CHRISTIAN FORUMS
When anything bad happens to an atheist/GLBT/Anyone they disagree with: "That's God's punishment for your sins! The good news is he still loves you and wants you back. Repent!"
What about all the Christians/Religious/Heterosexuals/People they happen to agree with, who suffer terrible misfortunes everyday? Are they just target practice?
I LUV THAT ONE!! Colbert's version is awesome!
Anything by Wendy Wright... she's very quotable.
Wendy: "...you can have two parents that have 13-16 children and yet each one of them distinct even though they come from a common parentage, shows that there is a creative element."
Richard: "Do you even know what Darwin's theory of natural selection is?"
hahah who else but some wacko creationist to even consider having 16 kids.
I bet her family looks like this:
[ps.... audio quality is horrible, turn the volume up a lot!]