"How can anyone believe that Humans evolved from Monkeys... Here's a few questions for some of you who may believe that. If we did in fact evolve from Monkeys, how come babies aren't born Monkeys?"
"Several million years for a Monkey to turn into a man? Oh wait, that's right... monkeys don't live several million years."
ALL OF THIS IS APPARENTLY WORD FOR WORD TAKEN FROM CHRISTIAN FORUMS
When anything bad happens to an atheist/GLBT/Anyone they disagree with: "That's God's punishment for your sins! The good news is he still loves you and wants you back. Repent!"
What about all the Christians/Religious/Heterosexuals/People they happen to agree with, who suffer terrible misfortunes everyday? Are they just target practice?
"Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that!" - Bill O'Reilly argueing against an Atheist.
Look-up "Bill O'Reilly v. Dave Silverman - You KNOW they're all SCAMS!" on YouTube, it is hilarious!
I have seen others do that, but I do not know how. Do I just paste the URL?
I LUV THAT ONE!! Colbert's version is awesome!