Here is a silly little joke that a friend sent my way...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him, "Why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?" The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.
UNBELIEVABLE!!! Michel, this is it, our your retirement fund! Too cool. You have to market this. It will definitely sell at Atheist and Skeptic conventions, Atheist non-profit sites would be delighted to sell this kind of junk stuff. I'm sure that Think Atheist would carry it as well. Cha-cha, this is a million dollar idea...lol...
Are you ready for your first order, because I'm ready to pull out my VISA!
Michel, you could dull the tips of the needles, so they can't really penetrate... OR, have them made out of plastic, but you must include a warning that this 'toy' is not meant for children under three (small parts)... It's a Gag-Gift, do you really think this toy would make the headlines? Are you really ready to throw in the towel? I can be your spokeswoman and explain that Atheists aren't trying to hurt anyone, that we just want to educate the public against 'magical thinking' and throwing their hard earned money away on quackery. That should convince them don't you agree?
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon,
approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea
level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct.
But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we
met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.” The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. “What about your third wish?” asks the genie. “Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. “What’s wrong?” asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”