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Permalink Reply by Allegra on July 21, 2010 at 11:07am

HAHAHA, this was great. =) My mom and I bust out laughing.

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on July 21, 2010 at 11:18pm

How funny is that! Think Atheist could market it and make a bundle...lol...

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on July 22, 2010 at 12:14am

For $10 bucks the packaging has to sell the product! (15 needles .05 cents)

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on July 22, 2010 at 11:17am

I'm with you Michel ! Partners? But perhaps Adriana wants in too, it WAS her idea...

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on July 23, 2010 at 6:03pm

UNBELIEVABLE!!! Michel, this is it, our your retirement fund! Too cool. You have to market this. It will definitely sell at Atheist and Skeptic conventions, Atheist non-profit sites would be delighted to sell this kind of junk stuff. I'm sure that Think Atheist would carry it as well. Cha-cha, this is a million dollar idea...lol...

Are you ready for your first order, because I'm ready to pull out my VISA!

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on July 23, 2010 at 7:33pm

Michel, you could dull the tips of the needles, so they can't really penetrate... OR, have them made out of plastic, but you must include a warning that this 'toy' is not meant for children under three (small parts)... It's a Gag-Gift, do you really think this toy would make the headlines? Are you really ready to throw in the towel? I can be your spokeswoman and explain that Atheists aren't trying to hurt anyone, that we just want to educate the public against 'magical thinking' and throwing their hard earned money away on quackery. That should convince them don't you agree?

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on July 22, 2010 at 10:31pm

This joke was great! Loved it, had a good laugh.

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on August 11, 2010 at 7:08am

The Woman in a Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon,
approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea
level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct.
But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we
met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on October 20, 2010 at 9:41am

Atheist Joke:

An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.” The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. “What about your third wish?” asks the genie. “Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. “What’s wrong?” asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”

Permalink Reply by Sydni Moser on February 25, 2011 at 7:23am

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am... going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded..

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards..

They created charts and graphs..

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed..

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES......