Church of the Earl
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Come fellow Earlist brethren and pay homage to our almighty father, John Montagu the 4th Earl of sandwich, creator of the Sandwich, the heavens and the Earth.
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4th_Earl_of_Sandwich
Members: 23
Latest Activity: Mar 8
Gospel of the earl
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Discussion Forum
First Council of Crumbriea
Started by Atheist Ninja. Last reply by Atheist Ninja Feb 3, 2009. 3 Replies 0 Likes
As prophesied by the Earls before him, The 4th Earl of Sandwich, John Montagu was born of no mother, and was the son of God, who is also himself. In his short time as a mortal on this Earth he took…Continue
Temptation of the Taco
Started by Matt. Last reply by Atheist Ninja Jan 28, 2009. 2 Replies 0 Likes
Brethren (and sistren), I have seen the temptation of the taco take root in many of late, thus I shall remind all of the teachings of earl in regards to this matter:And lo, there were those followers…Continue
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Earlism Pictures
Started by Atheist Ninja. Last reply by Atheist Ninja Jan 17, 2009. 1 Reply 0 Likes
Herein we shall display artworks worthy of our lords appearance, and befitting of his honor.
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Comment by Nelson on July 19, 2010 at 2:21am -
NEVAR! (this takes me back...) :)
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Comment by Dan on July 18, 2010 at 9:46pm -
Has The Earl been forgotten?
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Comment by Nelson on December 15, 2009 at 1:46pm
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praise be sister Tara! :)
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Comment by Tasha on February 6, 2009 at 8:14am -
Thank you oh merciful and forgiving Earl. My friend and mentor Ian has shown me the way, I've left the heretical "reformed" church, and with it my sinful ways. Now I pray only for your forgiveness oh delicious one, and for the acceptance of your people.
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Comment by Andrew the Fluffer on February 2, 2009 at 11:40pm -
Amen, amen, I say to you, today you will eat sandwiches with me in paradise.
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Comment by Nelson on January 28, 2009 at 6:55pm
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now i sit me down to eat,
i pray to Earl my soul to keep.
if i should die before i eat,
i pray to Earl my soul to take.
can i get an Amen?!
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Comment by Atheist Ninja on January 22, 2009 at 9:33pm -
that's half way to a bunny sandwich, just put one of those pancakes on the bottom and dig in.
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Comment by Samantha on January 19, 2009 at 10:07am -
I have no idea what's going on, so...
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First Council of Crumbriea
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