Church of the Earl

Come fellow Earlist brethren and pay homage to our almighty father, John Montagu the 4th Earl of sandwich, creator of the Sandwich, the heavens and the Earth.

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Latest Activity: Mar 8, 2013

Gospel of the earl


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First Council of Crumbriea

Started by Atheist Ninja. Last reply by Atheist Ninja Feb 3, 2009. 3 Replies

As prophesied by the Earls before him, The 4th Earl of Sandwich, John Montagu was born of no mother, and was the son of God, who is also himself. In his short time as a mortal on this Earth he took…Continue

Temptation of the Taco

Started by Matt. Last reply by Atheist Ninja Jan 28, 2009. 2 Replies

Brethren (and sistren), I have seen the temptation of the taco take root in many of late, thus I shall remind all of the teachings of earl in regards to this matter:And lo, there were those followers…Continue

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Earlism Pictures

Started by Atheist Ninja. Last reply by Atheist Ninja Jan 17, 2009. 1 Reply

Herein we shall display artworks worthy of our lords appearance, and befitting of his honor.

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Comment by Dan on July 18, 2010 at 9:46pm
Has The Earl been forgotten?
Comment by Tasha on February 6, 2009 at 8:14am
Thank you oh merciful and forgiving Earl. My friend and mentor Ian has shown me the way, I've left the heretical "reformed" church, and with it my sinful ways. Now I pray only for your forgiveness oh delicious one, and for the acceptance of your people.
Comment by Andrew the Fluffer on February 2, 2009 at 11:40pm
Amen, amen, I say to you, today you will eat sandwiches with me in paradise.
Comment by Atheist Ninja on January 22, 2009 at 9:33pm
that's half way to a bunny sandwich, just put one of those pancakes on the bottom and dig in.
Comment by Samantha on January 19, 2009 at 10:07am
I have no idea what's going on, so...


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