Comment

Comment by DemonicMonica on April 24, 2013 at 2:52am

Comment by DemonicMonica on April 24, 2013 at 2:51am

You can only buy Count Chocula in the stores around Halloween

Comment by RobertPiano on April 21, 2013 at 5:22pm

...Yes...in Florida summer is mosquitoes, June brush fires, July-Sept hurricanes, repressive heat. Halloween is when we turn the corner.

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on April 21, 2013 at 5:15pm

Anxious, Robert? lol

Comment by RobertPiano on April 21, 2013 at 5:05pm

Comment by DemonicMonica on December 2, 2012 at 1:50am

Comment by DemonicMonica on December 1, 2012 at 8:35pm

Pros/Cons of Modes of Final Rest
I was thinking about Death, and the pros and cons of different types of burial/interrment/final resting place. So here are my thoughts on the different methods used after you've gone to the big diner in the sky. Burial: Mmm...comfy Pro: -Your family and friends can visit you. -Your body is biodegradable. You can give back to the planet. -The silky inside is comfortable. Hey, vampires do it! Con: -Two words: Buried. Alive. -Your body in the ground, rotting. -It's expensive. Cremation No talking urns? I'm disappointed. Pro: -Quick. -Perfect for pyromaniacs. -It's cheaper than burial. And it's warmer. Con: -Be a real bitch if you're not dead. -It's hot. Really hot. -You could end up gathering dust on the mantelpiece. Taxidermy Boo! Pro -You get to frighten people. -You're useful in the carpool lane. -You'd be a great burglar deterrent. Con -If not done right, body smells. -Could end up stuffed with pot pourri. -Will be used as scratching post by pets. Cryogenic freezing Cryo-freezing! Also good for cooling beer. Con -Your friends and family will all be gone. Pro -Your friends and family will all be gone. So that is it. The pro's and con's of the different methods of burial. 

Comment by DemonicMonica on December 1, 2012 at 7:24pm

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ~~~ 10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween

1. So...What'd you get in the sack? 2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!! 3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it! 4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks! 5. I got the best piece from that house. 6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!! 7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.... 8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!! 9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. 10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Comment by DemonicMonica on December 1, 2012 at 12:10pm

Comment by Sydni Moser on November 20, 2010 at 11:00am

Check out this Parade in Arizona -

The All Souls Flame Spiral - VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=stujenksjr#p/u/0/xuwI6mKs4vU

• ‹ Previous
• 1
• 2
• 3
• …
• 6
• Next ›
• Page