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Comment by Raven on April 29, 2011 at 1:07pm
Comment by God Bless Atheism on April 7, 2011 at 6:26pm

@Don Haha thats awesome. I always liked Family Guy's take on it:

 

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Comment by Alayna on March 27, 2011 at 1:17pm
Hi Flowers...I take it, asschrist has been online for awhile?  hehe..that' figures..I'm always lagging...ummmm.."behind"..
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Comment by Alayna on March 21, 2011 at 8:15pm
A Jew, A Catholic, and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak. The Jew looks skyward, and says “Oh, Adonai, if you save me, I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us.” The Catholic looks skyward, and says, “Oh, Jesus, if you save me, I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days singing your praises.” The atheist says, “Oh, guys, if you pass me that one life preserver, I promise I’ll swim to Cleveland.” “And how will you spend the rest of your days?” the Jew and the Catholic ask. “Well,” says the atheist, “I’m not sure, but I can tell you one thing: I’ll never go rowing with other atheists.”
Comment by Alayna on March 21, 2011 at 8:12pm
Comment by Hope on March 21, 2011 at 8:03pm

The Imam calls in his two wives, Fatima and Ameena and their goat Farook. He looks at them with a tear in his eye and says to them that it was not Allah's will that a man should have more that two wives.

"Oh right then," Fatima replied, "I'll pack my things. I guess Ameena can feed Farook."

 

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

 

A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.

Several minutes later, the blind man turns taps the rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this shit?"

 

 

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First Miracle

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Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.

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