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Comment by Mr. Anderson on June 21, 2011 at 5:46am

When the family cat was hit by a car, Mom quickly disposed of the remains before Little Johnny found out.

After a while, Little Johnny finally asked about the cat.

"Johnny, our cat died," explained his mother. "But it's okay. He's with God, up in heaven."

Little Johnny looked surprised. "What the fuck does God want with a dead cat?!"

Comment by God Bless Atheism on June 18, 2011 at 5:19pm

wow thanks for posting that channel Paul, hilarious!! I don't think those videos are suppose to be funny but I literally cannot stop laughing!

Comment by Kristian David Gore on June 18, 2011 at 12:56am

I think the reason Christianity never appealed to me is because I was told to be a Christian I would have to get on my knees and let Jesus come inside me. My first thought was "Will he at least buy me a drink first?"

Comment by Benny on May 25, 2011 at 1:00am

I was thinking we should replace the word Jesus by Cheesus since it reminds me of the nachos I ate last night which is way better than being reminded of that "God's son dude".

Comment by Rick on May 22, 2011 at 6:31pm

  I’m really ticked off now…..BIG TIME!

Last night I expected all the “rapture”  yahoo’s to be gone.  All I expected to find was a bunch

of clothes, empty house, apartments, mobile homes and the like.  Cars just left on the street with the keys in them.

I had planned to go out looting. I was gonna clean up with the cash they left behind, their valuables, jewels, precious metals, silverware, electronics and the such.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I even had a SHOPPING LIST!

And I had a list of things my friends wanted…..  Of course, there were some prescription meds certain friends wanted me to get for them…. And some things that weren’t prescription as well….

It only goes to show you, you can’t trust these “rapture” clowns….

Sigh……..back to clipping coupons….

Comment by God Bless Atheism on May 21, 2011 at 5:12pm

 

 

 

Comment by God Bless Atheism on May 21, 2011 at 4:41pm

Nothing about the rapture posted yet? Come on guys were better than that! haha this is a little late but still hilarious.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-reaons-why-the-world-is-definitel...

Comment by Benny on May 20, 2011 at 5:04am

I was playing around with Google Trends a bit.

There's your god right there.

God vs. Facebook

Comment by God Bless Atheism on May 14, 2011 at 12:47am

"Im pretty sure with enough prep-time batman could beat the shit out of jesus"

 

hahaha awesome Benny Thanks!

Comment by Benny on May 13, 2011 at 6:58am

NANANANANANANA BATMAN

www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpg">http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpg

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