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Todays funny sign:
Context Walmart front entry doors: 'Shoe Laces have been recalled, sorry for the inconvenience'
I was half expecting to be stopped by Walmart Security. Happily I was wearing shoes with velcro...;p)
Zombie Jesus - He died for your sins - then he came back for your brains.
Hello, young man. I'd like to speak to your parents about making Jesus Christ their personal Lord and Savior.
OK - but first I'm going to need some proof that you're really Christian.
Mark 16:17 says: These signs will accompany those who believe...
In my name, they will drive out Demons, they will speak in tongues...
They will pick up snakes with their hands, and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all. Unfortunately, we don't have any Demons or snakes in the house....so I'll just go get some Drano and a mug for you...
Er..How about I just do the "Speaking in Tongues' one?
If you still have a tongue after this, we'll move on to phase two.
http://the-militant-atheist.org/religious-humor.html - Russell's Teapot
So my friend works at a liquor store (true story btw), and a jewish fella comes in and asks for credit on a bottle of booze because it was a saturday and he wasn't allowed to handle money. My friend says 'can't do it. This is a business. we don't give away booze in the hopes you'll pay us some day'. they go back and forth before the guy says, in a fit of rage, 'you have no respect for my god', to which my friend replied, 'hey, i'm not the one begging for a free pint of smirnoff on his holy day!'. Ha! I love that kid.
How many creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, Two to turn the ladder around, and One to tell us how God created light before the sun.
Hey guys, wheres all the "haha". hey, I got one...a dyslexic walks into a bra...wait, does it have to be an atheist joke. honk honk
I know that the Group is Atheist Humor, not sure if that can include things which poke fun at religions. This is a piece of satire I wrote for FreeWoodPost.com back in November.
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