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I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical - Arthur C Clarke
Right after 9/11, I walked into a local Fred Meyer. At the checkout, I over heard a conversation, 'Do you have patriotic show laces? Maybe look on row 6.'
Just before the person ahead of me left, I asked the question, 'Do you have anarcist show laces? Oh yes THEY MUST BE BLACK! Sorry to disturb you!'
So the Captain of the firing squad asks the condemned man, "care for a last smoke?.."
The prisoner replies, "No thanks, I'm trying to quit".
Todays funny sign:
Context Walmart front entry doors: 'Shoe Laces have been recalled, sorry for the inconvenience'
I was half expecting to be stopped by Walmart Security. Happily I was wearing shoes with velcro...;p)
Zombie Jesus - He died for your sins - then he came back for your brains.
Hello, young man. I'd like to speak to your parents about making Jesus Christ their personal Lord and Savior.
OK - but first I'm going to need some proof that you're really Christian.
Mark 16:17 says: These signs will accompany those who believe...
In my name, they will drive out Demons, they will speak in tongues...
They will pick up snakes with their hands, and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all. Unfortunately, we don't have any Demons or snakes in the house....so I'll just go get some Drano and a mug for you...
Er..How about I just do the "Speaking in Tongues' one?
If you still have a tongue after this, we'll move on to phase two.
http://the-militant-atheist.org/religious-humor.html - Russell's Teapot
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When you drink water, how is it distributed around the body?
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