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Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.

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Comment by Bill Carruthers 21 hours ago

 Each Friday night after work, Ole would fire up his barbeque on the shore of Arthur's Lake and cook a venison steak. All of Ole's neighbours were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on a Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted over the neighbourhood and was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.The Priest came to visit Ole, and suggested that he become a Catholic.After several classes and much study, Ole attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran but now you are a Catholic." Ole's neighbours were relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and he rushed over to Ole's place clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.There stood Ole, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over thegrilling meat and chanted:"You vuz born a deer, you vuz raised a deer, but now you is a rainbow trout."

Comment by D.M Barrera on August 25, 2014 at 3:00pm

Comment by GOPI KANTA GHOSH on August 8, 2014 at 12:26am

True

Comment by D.M Barrera on August 7, 2014 at 3:43pm

I can see what attracts people to that hokey religion now.

Comment by D.M Barrera on August 7, 2014 at 3:33pm

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Comment by Stephen Brodie on April 28, 2014 at 7:35pm

Comment by Cesar Deicide on April 27, 2014 at 10:49am

I don't get it.

Comment by Andy Hoke on April 26, 2014 at 9:10am

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Comment by Cesar Deicide on September 5, 2013 at 3:21pm

A bat ask another, "Do you believe in batman?", "No", the other respond. "You're such an atheist"

Comment by _Robert_ on June 1, 2013 at 9:48pm

two flies are sitting on a turd, munching away. one lets out a huge fart, and the other one says "come on dude, i'm trying to eat here".

 

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First Miracle

Started by umar. Last reply by Don Dec 6, 2014. 1 Reply

Job Advertisement

Started by Alan C. Last reply by Belle Rose Aug 9, 2014. 1 Reply

Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.

Started by Carol Foley. Last reply by Andy Hoke Apr 26, 2014. 15 Replies

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