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Comment by Chris Douglas on June 25, 2012 at 6:44pm

So my friend works at a liquor store (true story btw), and a jewish fella comes in and asks for credit on a bottle of booze because it was a saturday and he wasn't allowed to handle money. My friend says 'can't do it. This is a business. we don't give away booze in the hopes you'll pay us some day'. they go back and forth before the guy says, in a fit of rage, 'you have no respect for my god', to which my friend replied, 'hey, i'm not the one begging for a free pint of smirnoff on his holy day!'. Ha! I love that kid.

Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on June 23, 2012 at 11:16am

How many creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Four. One to hold the bulb, Two to turn the ladder around, and One to tell us how God created light before the sun.

Comment by Chris Douglas on June 22, 2012 at 12:06pm

Hey guys, wheres all the "haha". hey, I got one...a dyslexic walks into a bra...wait, does it have to be an atheist joke. honk honk


Comment by Brent on June 18, 2012 at 1:41pm

I know that the Group is Atheist Humor, not sure if that can include things which poke fun at religions. This is a piece of satire I wrote for back in November.

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Comment by Scott A. Hunt on January 10, 2012 at 12:50pm

I understand where you are coming from. I just don't agree. The "sluts" could be male (I know this is not likely what the artist intended). Also, "slut" isn't a bad thing. The way is it used it. Promiscuity is of no one’s business but their own.

Comment by T A A on January 10, 2012 at 10:08am

I was only looking at the aspects: "god exists" and guys looking to 'score' sluts...

Comment by Scott A. Hunt on January 10, 2012 at 9:10am

Only immoral as percieved by those that are against casual sex. 

Comment by T A A on January 10, 2012 at 2:06am

hmm, I think this cartoon was made up by a sexist religious person. :(

Comment by Mallory Wilde on January 10, 2012 at 1:52am

Comment by Skepticlese on January 4, 2012 at 5:17pm
Apropos Atheist Anagrams for All Occasions.

People like to find hidden meaning in the wierdest places (like the Bible, for instance). So I'm collecting 666 anagrams (or some multiple thereof) with deeper, hidden meaaning. Like the following:

"God-fearing" = "Gonad grief"
"Fundamentalist" = "Itself, a damn nut"
"Christian" = "Rich at sin"
"Revelations" = "Naivest lore"
"Read the Bible" = "Breathed bile"
"Evolution" = "O, to unveil"

Anyway, you get the picture.

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