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Hey guys, I'm new here. Hope nobody's posted these yet.
Finally found a place where I can discuss atheism with logical and rational people. I also have blog called GodIsAnAtheist.com. Here are some more Atheist Jokes.
how many communion wafers do you have to eat in order to consume an entire Jesus?
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical - Arthur C Clarke
Right after 9/11, I walked into a local Fred Meyer. At the checkout, I over heard a conversation, 'Do you have patriotic show laces? Maybe look on row 6.'
Just before the person ahead of me left, I asked the question, 'Do you have anarcist show laces? Oh yes THEY MUST BE BLACK! Sorry to disturb you!'
So the Captain of the firing squad asks the condemned man, "care for a last smoke?.."
The prisoner replies, "No thanks, I'm trying to quit".
Todays funny sign:
Context Walmart front entry doors: 'Shoe Laces have been recalled, sorry for the inconvenience'
I was half expecting to be stopped by Walmart Security. Happily I was wearing shoes with velcro...;p)
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April 13, 2015 all day – Anywhere that one might find a glass of Johnnie Walker Black
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