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Started by Alan C. Last reply by Belle Rose Aug 9. 1 Reply

Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.

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Comment by Farroc on January 30, 2013 at 4:24am

Hey guys, I'm new here. Hope nobody's posted these yet.

Comment by God Is An Atheist on January 28, 2013 at 10:20pm

Finally found a place where I can discuss atheism with logical and rational people. I also have blog called Here are some more Atheist Jokes

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Comment by Roger Wright on January 3, 2013 at 11:37pm

how many communion wafers do you have to eat in order to consume an entire Jesus?

Comment by Stephen Sutton on December 30, 2012 at 4:55am

Comment by Alan C on December 19, 2012 at 7:10pm

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical - Arthur C Clarke

Comment by James Cox on December 16, 2012 at 11:15pm

Right after 9/11, I walked into a local Fred Meyer. At the checkout, I over heard a conversation, 'Do you have patriotic show laces? Maybe look on row 6.'

Just before the person ahead of me left, I asked the question, 'Do you have anarcist show laces? Oh yes THEY MUST BE BLACK! Sorry to disturb you!'


Comment by _Robert_ on December 16, 2012 at 6:05pm

So the Captain of the firing squad asks the condemned man, "care for a last smoke?.."

The prisoner replies, "No thanks, I'm trying to quit".

Comment by Hope on November 30, 2012 at 11:32pm

Comment by James Cox on October 28, 2012 at 4:04am

Todays funny sign:

Context Walmart front entry doors: 'Shoe Laces have been recalled, sorry for the inconvenience'

I was half expecting to be stopped by Walmart Security. Happily I was wearing shoes with velcro...;p)


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