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Comment by DeSwiss on November 13, 2009 at 4:14pm
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.
Comment by Reggie on November 10, 2009 at 5:52pm
Comment by LaRae Meadows on November 10, 2009 at 2:43pm
Deswiss. I don't know if that's offensive or funny. LOL
Comment by DeSwiss on November 10, 2009 at 6:57am
Hi everybody! It's the new guy whose also the flu guy here and I'm here to say that the rumors are not true. Swine flu does not make you smell like Hickory Smoked Bacon when its cooking your ass. Its just a lot of regular sweat -- but its like maybe a ton per hour!!!

Okay, so here's my joke. I hope it's not too old:

So did you hear about the new gay Pope? He couldn't decide if he was divine or simply gorgeous.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal......
Comment by Kerry Murton on October 25, 2009 at 1:05am
atheism is a non-prophet organisation
Comment by Camilo on October 23, 2009 at 2:59pm
That's a good one!!:D
Comment by Reggie on October 22, 2009 at 12:49pm
Haha. I like!
Comment by Scott A. Hunt on October 22, 2009 at 9:03am
Cartoon idea, can someone draw it?

Priest or just some person sitting on toilet and praying. In thought bubble "Please God, let everything come out ok". Underneath cartoon, "The Christian Movement"
Comment by Rick on July 22, 2009 at 4:54am
thanks for the invite...

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