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Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.

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Comment by LWatts on February 9, 2010 at 3:33pm
Love the YMCA picture. Priceless!
Comment by Thereon on January 17, 2010 at 3:31am
@Sarah: send me some of those ideas and i'll see if i can work something out of them...
Comment by Jaeron Upano on January 15, 2010 at 10:23pm
Atheists are talented and intelligent people.
Comment by Sarah Trachtenberg on January 14, 2010 at 12:13pm
Hello,
I'm not a cartoonist (and don't want to take classes for it), but am a writer with great ideas for atheist cartoons. So if you're a cartoonist or know an atheist who is, we should team up.
Comment by Don on January 10, 2010 at 11:49am
Comment by Becky Glynn on January 6, 2010 at 12:44am
Here's one I heard recently:
Jesus walked into a bar with three nails and said, "Hey, can you guys put me up for the night?" Pa dum dum dum
Peace
Comment by deepthought42 on December 27, 2009 at 9:41pm
Love that comic. ^__^ My bf showed it to me.
Comment by Craig Nomazlab on November 20, 2009 at 7:39pm

Comment by DeSwiss on November 13, 2009 at 4:16pm
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!"

"Blow jobs!" the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
Comment by DeSwiss on November 13, 2009 at 4:14pm
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.
 

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