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Comment by God Bless Atheism on May 13, 2010 at 4:24pm
Haha thanks doone for being so logical about this one... also i think if its a "magical" cliff the creationist is gonna be more apt to run and jump off than the scientist or atheist. Still, anytime a creationist falls in shit im for it! :)
Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on May 13, 2010 at 11:34am
There was a magical cliff that if you jumped off of it you would fall into a pile of whatever you said while jumping.

A scientist came along and jumped off the cliff saying "Gold" and he fell into a pile of gold.

An atheist came along and jumped off the cliff saying "Silver" and she fell into a pile of silver.

A creationist came along walking backwards and accidently fell off the cliff and yelled, "SHIT!!"
Comment by Adrian on May 3, 2010 at 12:50pm
Larry,
http://www.atheists-in-action.com/184/English.html
You may recognise Salvatore from TA and AN.
Comment by Adrian on May 3, 2010 at 12:41pm
@kvnvk Atheists in Action, a French-based group, are actually taking a court case to have just that kind of sticker placed on all bibles and korans on sale in France!
Comment by kvnvk on May 3, 2010 at 8:48am

Comment by Robert Ferentz on March 23, 2010 at 10:25am
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."



Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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Comment by Lili Morgan on March 17, 2010 at 5:56am
I voted in the poll for the bill board location. I voted: Other -Salt Lake City, Utah... XD That'll put their panties in a bunch!
Comment by deepthought42 on March 17, 2010 at 1:12am
True story: I was driving home the other night and noticed the sign of a church as I passed it. The sign said "Faith is caught, not taught!"

My reaction: "Ewww..."

See, faith is a disease, they admit it themselves! ;)
 

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