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Comment by Robert Ferentz on March 23, 2010 at 10:25am

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."



Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

Comment by Edward Kennedy on March 19, 2010 at 10:07pm

Adriana that is hilarious. I love the Onion's "news". Thanks ~

Comment by Jesse on March 19, 2010 at 7:50am

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Comment by Lili Morgan on March 17, 2010 at 5:56am

I voted in the poll for the bill board location. I voted: Other -Salt Lake City, Utah... XD That'll put their panties in a bunch!

Comment by deepthought42 on March 17, 2010 at 1:12am

True story: I was driving home the other night and noticed the sign of a church as I passed it. The sign said "Faith is caught, not taught!"

My reaction: "Ewww..."

See, faith is a disease, they admit it themselves! ;)

Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 12, 2010 at 2:34pm

Here's a winner from my personal collection (My 'best answer' on Yahoo!Answers):

Comment by Lili Morgan on March 8, 2010 at 7:13pm

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