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Comment by Robert Ferentz on March 23, 2010 at 10:25am
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
Comment by Lili Morgan on March 19, 2010 at 12:06am

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Comment by Lili Morgan on March 17, 2010 at 5:56am
I voted in the poll for the bill board location. I voted: Other -Salt Lake City, Utah... XD That'll put their panties in a bunch!
Comment by deepthought42 on March 17, 2010 at 1:12am
True story: I was driving home the other night and noticed the sign of a church as I passed it. The sign said "Faith is caught, not taught!"

My reaction: "Ewww..."

See, faith is a disease, they admit it themselves! ;)
Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 12, 2010 at 2:34pm
Here's a winner from my personal collection (My 'best answer' on Yahoo!Answers):

Comment by Lili Morgan on March 8, 2010 at 7:13pm

Comment by Jesse on March 7, 2010 at 9:12pm
Thats what I would like to think. If the God in the bible existed, I don't think that he would be very upset, but that is why that I think the concept of the god in the bible is not really all loving, and if there was a supreme being in the universe, I hope it would not be the god in the bible, but a God that really did love everyone regardless of race, sex, sexual orientation, ect.Anyways, this is atheist humor, what I said was a joke.
Comment by Jesse on March 7, 2010 at 8:27pm
The christian God loves all equally except for : Blacks, gays, jews, muslims, buddists, hindus, atheists, agnostics, the rich, abolitionists, feminists liberals, and pretty much anyone who is not a KKK member. But besides that, the Christian God loves us all equally.

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