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Comment by Hope on February 14, 2011 at 11:42pm
Jesus Pancake Joke:

A mother was preparing pancakes for her son Kevin, and his younger brother Ryan. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake (because they're boys), and the mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She taught them, "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"

Kevin's eyes got really big, then he turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" 


The source is from this link Pancakes for Jesus

Comment by Gerald Scott on February 12, 2011 at 8:29pm
Thanks Michael for God's checklist 2.0.  What a great in your face atheist.
Comment by Mike Baker on February 12, 2011 at 11:52am

Hi! New here and don't know if it's possible to cross post audio from your page but I have an original song "Jesus UYA" on my page that you might like. Enjoy.

Comment by Marx on February 12, 2011 at 8:50am

I just found the Think Atheist website and this group, Atheist Humor.  I've been sitting here laughing all morning.  I'm so glad to have found you all.  It gets lonely out here in the boonies sometimes.


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Comment by RockyTIJ on February 11, 2011 at 6:29pm


Palin in younger days.  (She appears at about 1:00)

Guess who she thanks?

Comment by RockyTIJ on February 11, 2011 at 5:20pm
Comment by Jaume on February 4, 2011 at 6:51am
Comment by Erik H. Brush on February 4, 2011 at 12:26am

One of my Pagan friends shared this one with me which I thought was cute.


Jesus and Moses were fishing in a boat when they begin discussing miracles and decide to have a contest to see who has the more remarkable skills. Moses started out by parting the sea and then stopped and waited for Jesus.


Jesus decided to walk on water and stepped out of the boat only to plunge into the water. Moses pulled him out and saved him from drowning. Jesus seemed confused and told Moses he must just be a bit rusty having not performed this feat for the last few centuries. Again and again he tried but each time Moses had to save him and haul him back into the boat.

Jesus seemed confused and said, "I honestly cannot figure out why this is not working? Can you?" Moses nodded and pointed, "It might have something to do with those two big holes in your feet!"

Comment by Andrew Hall on January 29, 2011 at 8:29pm
@God Bless Atheism - Funny

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