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Comment by DeSwiss on February 11, 2011 at 11:50pm
Comment by RockyTIJ on February 11, 2011 at 6:29pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Yexjyf4Qs

 

Palin in younger days.  (She appears at about 1:00)

Guess who she thanks?

Comment by RockyTIJ on February 11, 2011 at 5:20pm
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Comment by Erik H. Brush on February 4, 2011 at 12:26am

One of my Pagan friends shared this one with me which I thought was cute.

 

Jesus and Moses were fishing in a boat when they begin discussing miracles and decide to have a contest to see who has the more remarkable skills. Moses started out by parting the sea and then stopped and waited for Jesus.

 

Jesus decided to walk on water and stepped out of the boat only to plunge into the water. Moses pulled him out and saved him from drowning. Jesus seemed confused and told Moses he must just be a bit rusty having not performed this feat for the last few centuries. Again and again he tried but each time Moses had to save him and haul him back into the boat.

Jesus seemed confused and said, "I honestly cannot figure out why this is not working? Can you?" Moses nodded and pointed, "It might have something to do with those two big holes in your feet!"

Comment by Andrew Hall on January 29, 2011 at 8:29pm
@God Bless Atheism - Funny
Comment by God Bless Atheism on January 19, 2011 at 5:15am

University of Arizona Chemistry student proves the existence of god!

 

The Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

 

Response: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.  I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave; therefore, no souls are leaving.  As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.  Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.  With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.  Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

 

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

 

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

 

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

Comment by Jaume on January 10, 2011 at 8:29pm
Comment by God Bless Atheism on January 6, 2011 at 3:17am

HAHAHAHA I know its early but im just gonna go ahead and nominate Flower for the best comment of the year! thank you 

What you just said is one of the most profoundly brilliant things ive ever heard. Every point of your concisely coherent response would be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now smarter for having read it. I award you a million points and may god have mercy on your soul.  :)

Comment by T A A on December 25, 2010 at 6:33am
I bet even less know that Christians went from hating Jews to supporting the creation of Israel in less than a decade during WWI. There have been hiccups in that love here and there, but still.... Or that circumcision was a major splitting point for Chrisitans to break away from Jews in the beginning...
 

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