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Comment by Scott A. Hunt on December 22, 2011 at 11:28am

For all those God loving homophobes...  God is actually gay and a rapist.


God is a male. God is everywhere.  Therefore, God is in my anus.  I did not invite God into my anus.  Therefore God is gay and a rapist.  Goddamnit God, get out of my anus!

Comment by Rob Klaers on December 16, 2011 at 1:47pm

Since every fictional character needs an action figure.. 

Be the one to throw the first stone....

Comment by Skepticlese on December 15, 2011 at 4:21pm

How the Bible Deals with Evolution (A Limerick):

There once was a pious man named Noah

Who gathered beasts, from elephant to protozoa.

      Two-by-two they climbed aboard

      A boat designed by the Lord,

Except for Archaeopteryx, his wife's new feathery boa.

Comment by Rob Klaers on December 15, 2011 at 4:11pm

Comment by Dylan Blaine on November 13, 2011 at 8:56pm

Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.

Comment by Mr. Anderson on November 1, 2011 at 7:58am

I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Comment by Stephen Morris on October 31, 2011 at 1:00pm
Jesus, nooooooooo!
Comment by Mr. Anderson on October 17, 2011 at 9:16am

I posted it in Richard Dawkins group too but for those who would otherwise miss it there;

I'll tell you who isn't playing FIFA 12, and that's Richard Dawkins.

He's a Pro-Evolution man.

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on October 15, 2011 at 9:06pm
  • A gentleman of the Mormon faith was running for president. When a crude fundamentalist preacher accused the gentleman of being in a cult, the Mormon calmly turned to the man and replied "Fuck you, you fat fucking hick." Then he had his investment firm close a factory in the preacher's hometown.
Comment by God Bless Atheism on August 26, 2011 at 12:29am
lol that was terrifying

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