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The Imam calls in his two wives, Fatima and Ameena and their goat Farook. He looks at them with a tear in his eye and says to them that it was not Allah's will that a man should have more that two wives.
"Oh right then," Fatima replied, "I'll pack my things. I guess Ameena can feed Farook."
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.""No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Several minutes later, the blind man turns taps the rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this shit?"
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I don't know if you heard this one:
A farmer is showing his fields to the local pastor. They first go past a field filled with grain. "Look at the great harvest I grew here," the farmer says. The pastor nods and replies, "But with the help of God."
The farmer reluctantly agrees, "Fine, with the help of God."
Then they pass by a field of corn. "Look at all the great corn I grew here," the farmer proudly says. "With the help of God," the pastor immediately adds.
The farmers sighs. "Fine, with the help of God."
Then they pass by a third field, nothing is growing there, just a bit of weeds.
The pastor looks at the farmer. "That's not much to look at."
"Yeah," the farmer replies, "That he did all by himself."
This is true but I guess here is as good a place as any to post it...
An Irish comedian posted to his Twitter account the other day that he was at his twins' Confirmation. The priest gave each and every child a Valentine's Day card.
Now I know it's obviously nothing romantic, but come on, given the relationship between Church and children in Ireland with all the sex scandals etc, that's just not a smart thing to do. At all.
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