Atheist Humor

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Comment by Tor Hershman on March 13, 2011 at 7:37am

Say, if'in ya digz joinin' me wee fan club, nobody has in ages, you can groove to moi's many hilarious parodies, vote in the jocular polls and just waste your time in general.

Comment by God Bless Atheism on March 13, 2011 at 5:52am
Comment by Freek on March 10, 2011 at 6:21am

I don't know if you heard this one:


A farmer is showing his fields to the local pastor. They first go past a field filled with grain. "Look at the great harvest I grew here," the farmer says. The pastor nods and replies, "But with the help of God." 

The farmer reluctantly agrees, "Fine, with the help of God."

Then they pass by a field of corn. "Look at all the great corn I grew here," the farmer proudly says. "With the help of God," the pastor immediately adds.

The farmers sighs. "Fine, with the help of God."

Then they pass by a third field, nothing is growing there, just a bit of weeds.

The pastor looks at the farmer. "That's not much to look at."

"Yeah," the farmer replies, "That he did all by himself."

Comment by Hope on February 27, 2011 at 3:32pm
Comment by God Bless Atheism on February 18, 2011 at 12:26am
Comment by Mr. Anderson on February 15, 2011 at 4:29am

This is true but I guess here is as good a place as any to post it...


An Irish comedian posted to his Twitter account the other day that he was at his twins' Confirmation. The priest gave each and every child a Valentine's Day card.

Now I know it's obviously nothing romantic, but come on, given the relationship between Church and children in Ireland with all the sex scandals etc, that's just not a smart thing to do. At all.

Comment by Hope on February 14, 2011 at 11:42pm
Jesus Pancake Joke:

A mother was preparing pancakes for her son Kevin, and his younger brother Ryan. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake (because they're boys), and the mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She taught them, "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"

Kevin's eyes got really big, then he turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" 


The source is from this link Pancakes for Jesus

Comment by Gerald Scott on February 12, 2011 at 8:29pm
Thanks Michael for God's checklist 2.0.  What a great in your face atheist.
Comment by Mike Baker on February 12, 2011 at 11:52am

Hi! New here and don't know if it's possible to cross post audio from your page but I have an original song "Jesus UYA" on my page that you might like. Enjoy.

Comment by Marx on February 12, 2011 at 8:50am

I just found the Think Atheist website and this group, Atheist Humor.  I've been sitting here laughing all morning.  I'm so glad to have found you all.  It gets lonely out here in the boonies sometimes.



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