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I don't know if you heard this one:
A farmer is showing his fields to the local pastor. They first go past a field filled with grain. "Look at the great harvest I grew here," the farmer says. The pastor nods and replies, "But with the help of God."
The farmer reluctantly agrees, "Fine, with the help of God."
Then they pass by a field of corn. "Look at all the great corn I grew here," the farmer proudly says. "With the help of God," the pastor immediately adds.
The farmers sighs. "Fine, with the help of God."
Then they pass by a third field, nothing is growing there, just a bit of weeds.
The pastor looks at the farmer. "That's not much to look at."
"Yeah," the farmer replies, "That he did all by himself."
This is true but I guess here is as good a place as any to post it...
An Irish comedian posted to his Twitter account the other day that he was at his twins' Confirmation. The priest gave each and every child a Valentine's Day card.
Now I know it's obviously nothing romantic, but come on, given the relationship between Church and children in Ireland with all the sex scandals etc, that's just not a smart thing to do. At all.
Kevin's eyes got really big, then he turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
The source is from this link Pancakes for Jesus
Hi! New here and don't know if it's possible to cross post audio from your page but I have an original song "Jesus UYA" on my page that you might like. Enjoy.
I just found the Think Atheist website and this group, Atheist Humor. I've been sitting here laughing all morning. I'm so glad to have found you all. It gets lonely out here in the boonies sometimes.
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