A man runs into a church one night, and stops beside a priest who is praying alone. 

"Father!" cries the man, flapping his arms like mad, "Father, please! You gotta help me! I have this crazy idea that I'm a moth!"

"I'd like to help," says the cleric, agape, "but you need a psychiatrist, not a priest."

"Yeah," sighs the man, "I know!"

"Well," says the priest, looking perplexed, "why did you come in here then?"

"Oh, father," the man moans, "The lights are on!"

Tags: catholic, joke

Views: 221

Replies to This Discussion

Wow. It took me a minute, but then I got it. I laughed

Am I too deep for you people?  ;)

Good one

What the moth man doesn't realize is that the church is a gigantic bug-zapper of his mind.  That's the sick joke behind your real joke.

RSS

Discussion Forum

First Miracle

Started by umar. Last reply by Don Dec 6, 2014. 1 Reply

Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.

Started by Carol Foley. Last reply by Andy Hoke Apr 26, 2014. 15 Replies

Job Advertisement

Started by Alan C. Last reply by Belle Rose Aug 9, 2014. 1 Reply

CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

Started by Mike Lee Dec 31, 2012. 0 Replies

Events

Blog Posts

It's all Greek to me

Posted by Simon Mathews on April 15, 2015 at 4:14am 17 Comments

Free at last

Posted by Belle Rose on April 15, 2015 at 1:00am 3 Comments

Services we love!

Advertise with ThinkAtheist.com

© 2015   Created by umar.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service