Joke: the moth-man and the priest

A man runs into a church one night, and stops beside a priest who is praying alone.

"Father!" cries the man, flapping his arms like mad, "Father, please! You gotta help me! I have this crazy idea that I'm a moth!"

"I'd like to help," says the cleric, agape, "but you need a psychiatrist, not a priest."

"Yeah," sighs the man, "I know!"

"Well," says the priest, looking perplexed, "why did you come in here then?"

"Oh, father," the man moans, "The lights are on!"

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Permalink Reply by Mikayla Granger on November 29, 2012 at 11:21pm

Wow. It took me a minute, but then I got it. I laughed

Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on November 29, 2012 at 11:39pm

Am I too deep for you people? ;)

Permalink Reply by GOPI KANTA GHOSH on December 1, 2012 at 6:43am

Good one

Permalink Reply by SteveInCO on December 1, 2012 at 12:13pm

What the moth man doesn't realize is that the church is a gigantic bug-zapper of his mind. That's the sick joke behind your real joke.

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