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Permalink Reply by Kairan Nierde on December 28, 2012 at 3:43pm

Heard of a centrifuge process developed in one of the Scandinavian countries a few years back which breaks the body down enough to take care of that problem.  Was pretty expensive, so I didn't bother to remember much about it.

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Permalink Reply by Strega on December 28, 2012 at 1:29pm

A tombstone for communicating audio and visual data related to the deceased from the tombstone to a user, the tombstone comprising an indicia bearing and viewing portion, a visual display, an audio transmitter for communicating sound waves to a user, data related to the deceased, the data comprising audio and visual images of the deceased, the data stored within storage media, and means for reproducing the audio and visual images of the deceased from the data related to the deceased utilizing one or more players, readers or drivers for the one or more of the storage media.

I think I would have John Cleese doing his Dead Parrot sketch

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Permalink Reply by Kairan Nierde on December 28, 2012 at 3:41pm

Hell yeah!  People will be going to cemeteries just to check out the music.

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Permalink Reply by James Cox on December 28, 2012 at 8:30pm

Could mine have a functional avatar app, that goes out into cyberspace and looks for anything in the news feed that validates some petpeave or prediction for the future? Then everytime someone walks by, the avatar says,'hay you, yes, you in the stupid silver outfit, I noticed that you are wearing the new Microsoft sneaker line, whats the matter with you, religion was not good enough, so you had to pay 4000 credits for them?'

If this was possible, I expect that vandelism would become a whole new growth industry, paid by other family members, to finally silence nerdowell dead family. I expect that a few/most, would have such irritating avatars, that even the secret service would offer their services. LOL   

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Permalink Reply by archaeopteryx on December 28, 2012 at 3:43pm

"I TOLD you I didn't feel well!"

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Permalink Reply by Donald S. Chase on December 28, 2012 at 7:37pm

All Ye who pass here speak my name, that I might attain immortality.

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Permalink Reply by Carol Foley on December 28, 2012 at 9:54pm

"I'm not in, leave a message."

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Permalink Reply by Yahweh on December 29, 2012 at 1:30am

I've been to death, and can assure everyone there's no heaven or hell.

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Permalink Reply by jared manley on December 29, 2012 at 7:08am

 I use to be dead and I still used to too.

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Permalink Reply by Tim Palmer on December 29, 2012 at 10:08am

I've made plans to be cremated (no ceremony) and dumped into the ocean, so a epitaph would not be in order, however a few lines of Jimmy Buffett would please me: "Mother, Mother Ocean, I have heard your call... wanted to sail your waters since I was 3 ft tall"

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Permalink Reply by Obfuskation on December 29, 2012 at 10:14am

"He's dead.  What a dick."

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Permalink Reply by Pope OoO (Out of Order) on December 29, 2012 at 2:30pm

"To be, or not to be, is no longer a valid question."

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