Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by onyango makagutu on October 26, 2012 at 8:12am

Here lies a man, a friend, a brother and a father!

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Dr.Grixis on October 26, 2012 at 8:29am

I want to be dumped into the sea somewhere, as I also want the raw materials of my body to return to the food cycle with as little waste as possible. An epitaph would therefor not really be to useful, but I guess that if I had one, I would want it to state something poetic.

"Here are buried the remains of a man,
not his heart or soul, but just the can.
Nothing on this earth to hold him in chains,
Of him his footprints are all that remains."

I kinda like it, as it's cheesy just like me.

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on October 26, 2012 at 9:45am

Imagine my eternal anger if they spell "Atheist" like that...lol

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by onyango makagutu on October 26, 2012 at 9:57am

They would need to rework the spelling lol

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Arcus on October 26, 2012 at 9:53am

Dancing strictly prohibited.

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by James Cox on October 26, 2012 at 10:04am

"I am closer to the truth than you are!   LOL"

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Fabio Tran on December 28, 2012 at 4:55am

"I told you I was sick."

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by RobertPiano on December 28, 2012 at 7:37am

Quint from "Jaws" had a good one:

Here lies the body of Mary Lee

Died at the age of 103

For 13 years she kept her virginity

Not a bad record for this vicinity

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on December 28, 2012 at 9:12am

MAY REASON PREVAIL

There are no gods, no devils,
no angels, no heaven or hell.

There is only our natural world.

Religion is but myth & superstition
that hardens hearts and enslaves minds.

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Heather Spoonheim on December 28, 2012 at 10:02am

I don't want an epitaph.  I am hoping that eventually we come up with a real eco-friendly way of recycling human bodies - like a big sewage processing plant where the bodies can ferment in a way that will destroy harmful bacteria and produce a great fertilizing mulch for flower gardens - then I can really end up pushing daisies.

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on December 28, 2012 at 10:28am

 I am hoping that eventually we come up with a real eco-friendly way of recycling human bodies...

Thank goodness for Hollywood. Care for a cracker?

• ▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by James Cox on December 28, 2012 at 12:04pm

There were parts of the movie that were for shock value mostly. Why they would dump the bodies into what appears to be a settleing tank, but still keep the sheets is unclear, maybe the censures were disturbed? Seems like it would be a lot easier to just grind the bodies up to a fine gel, mix a binder, autoclave, form into squares, then desicate. Yum! LOL

• ▶ Reply

• ‹ Previous
• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• Next ›
• Page