You never had a personal relationship with jesus!
Me your humble athiest:I am an athiest, I use to believe in Jesus, but that is silly because, imaginary gods aren't real.
Righteous Dude:Jesus loves you, when you say that you use to believe in Jesus, you were probably just going thru the motions, did you have a personal relationship with jesus?
Me your humble athiest:Yes, but I came to realize that my relationship was imaginary.
Righteous Dude: If you had a real personal relationship yada yada yada
Me your humble athiest:Told him my life story....reasons why I believed...how I came to realize that fear makes us create a lot of imaginary gods and monsters, and that the only real monsters are you and I, and that an imaginary god isn't going to do anything about that...etc.
Righteous Dude:I dont think you had a personal...........yada yada yada
Any good responses?
Righteous Dude:Jesus loves you, when you say that you use to believe in Jesus, you were probably just going thru the motions, did you have a personal relationship with jesus?
Me your humble athiest:Yes, but I came to realize that my relationship was imaginary.
Righteous Dude: If you had a real personal relationship yada yada yada
Me your humble athiest:Told him my life story....reasons why I believed...how I came to realize that fear makes us create a lot of imaginary gods and monsters, and that the only real monsters are you and I, and that an imaginary god isn't going to do anything about that...etc.
Righteous Dude:I dont think you had a personal...........yada yada yada
Any good responses?
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Permalink Reply by Frink on -
That doesn't include my personal relationship with Aristotle. Because he's real and I talk to him every day, and if you don't take my claim seriously then you're a closed-minded bigot. It takes more faith to not have a relationship with Aristotle than it does to have one. I will logic for your id.
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Permalink Reply by Frink on
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You mean Freud? Yes, he's a prophet. Christians have prayer. Philosophistians have logic. Religious people pray for your soul. I logic for your id, with the power of Freud the Prophet, psychoanalysis be unto him.
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Permalink Reply by Nix Manes on -
What would be funny to say:
I had a personal relationship with him and found out he was an asshole...on crack.
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Permalink Reply by Joli on -
I was told in church that you already know Gods voice because it's your own voice. if you hear an unfamiliar voice it is the devil talking to you.
I know, sounds crazy, but what do you really expect LOL
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Permalink Reply by Prazzie on -
Any good responses?
"You're right, during this discussion with you, I've come to realise that I just don't have the Light of the Lord in my heart. Please pray for me?"
I find they end up saying they'll pray for me anyway, so this is just a shortcut to the inevitable. Or, just out-crazy them. "I have a snake in my belly and sometimes it talks to me."
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Permalink Reply by Loop Johnny on -
Usually two crazy people cancel each other out.
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Permalink Reply by Mario Rodgers on -
Quetzalcoatl shrank himself and sits on my shoulder and talks to me. He's also invisible, but he told me that a deadbeat dad is nobody to have a personal relationship with. So I told Jesus to take a hike. XD
The Q man is also friends with Buddha. Buddha agrees.
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