My friend and I came up with a few good ones today. I googled the phrase, and only came up with Christians using it to (very poorly) mock atheism. Let's show 'em how it's done.
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Permalink Reply by Dustin on January 13, 2012 at 11:12am You know you're an atheist when satisfying sexual desires does not make you feel guilty.
Permalink Reply by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on January 13, 2012 at 1:25pm You don't know what the hell "Faith" is. ^_^
Permalink Reply by Gabriela Menicucci on January 13, 2012 at 2:08pm Kasu you are so right about looking in facebook for their religion, and when you read "Catholic" or "Christian" or whatever the person automatically loses points with you !
Permalink Reply by Helena on January 22, 2012 at 4:39pm Yeah... that one gets me too... it's like... "oh... what a shame"
Permalink Reply by Doug Reardon on January 13, 2012 at 2:21pm You think that the religious are delusional and deranged.
Permalink Reply by UnTarded on January 13, 2012 at 3:05pm You refuse to use the professional services of someone who has religious symbols in their advertising.
Permalink Reply by The Doctor on January 13, 2012 at 7:01pm You know you're an atheist when you talk a pastor of 20+ years under the table
You know you're an atheist when you get pissed off the bank isn't open until you realise it's sunday
You know you're an atheist when you are on "Think Atheist" trying to think of clever phrases of a tired red neck joke...
Permalink Reply by Syn Peralta on January 18, 2012 at 5:33pm You know you're an atheist when you get pissed off the bank isn't open until you realise it's sunday
this happens to me a lot :D
Permalink Reply by Xu Wang on January 13, 2012 at 10:34pm I heard this on a stand up comedy routine
You know you're an atheist when you thank the person who actually made the meal :D
Permalink Reply by Niki Liu on January 14, 2012 at 12:36am You know you're an atheist when you know more about the history of the bible than your Xtian friends.
Permalink Reply by Jason on January 14, 2012 at 9:43am ....when you accept and understand middle school science.
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